ever think abt how the only reason in the 13 (or 16 in the untamed) years JC never learned about the golden core was because he never tried. to unsheathe Suibian. bc i do and also i keep thinking about how fucking funny it would have been if while searching for wwx Jiang Cheng had just like. tried to unsheathe Suibian. and Suibian came out. Or like even after they reunited he goes to grab Suibian for wwx and *schnick* it just comes out and everyone is looking at it and him like
*lan jingyi voice* on this episode of Gusu Supernatural: Unsolved, we’re investigating the theory that Sect Leader Jiang is actually the Yiling Lazou and Ouyang Zizhen tells me this technically doesn’t count as gossip if we say this is an investigation
LMAO NO WAIT
SO LIKE
THEYRE AT AN ALL SECT MEETING OR SUMN RIGHT
AND WHOEVER FOUND SUIBIAN(cause lbr theres no way jiang cheng or lan zhan would just accept that his sword just poofed into thin air) BRINGS IT OUT TO SHOW EVERYONE AND THEN EVERYONES ALL HYPED CAUSE HEY MAYBE WE CAN GET HIS SOUL FROM THIS AND KILL HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL
AND JIANG CHENG JUST TELLS EVERYONE TO FUCK OFF CAUSE HES GONNA BE THE ONE TO KILL THE YILING LAOZU AS HE GRABS THE SWORD BY THE SCABBARD
AND THEN SUIBIAN JUST SLIDES OUT AND FALLS TO THE GROUND ALL CLINKY CLUNK LIKE
AND EVERYONES JUST SILENT
everyone watching like this
all those useless clans:
JC now thoroughly convinced he is, somehow, Yiling Patriarch
after all that JC feels a very intense look, he look at his right and he sees this:
You think that someone saying “shoplifting from Walmart actually isn’t immoral” on tumblr is going to fool someone into forgetting they can be arrested for shoplifting? Doubt that
idk, ppl have terrible reading comprehension. case in point: this anon
“why do people try to make Taylor Swift a gay icon instead of listening to actual queer musicians?”
Because everything about Taylor Allison Swift’s music and public persona is perfectly designed for people with a terminal case of Best Little Girl in the World Syndrome. You’re Welcome.
1) I am profoundly correct about this and that’s why tumblr initially marked it as ‘mature’
2) This is also an answer to the question “why are Taylor Swift fans so deranged?”
I’m taking the word “intersectionality” away from internet discourse and putting it on the shelf until people learn that the meaning is “the sum of your identity can not be split into pieces and sorted neatly into easy-to-understand boxes because each piece influences the rest” and not “these people are The Most Oppressed”
People who get really mad about shoplifting are so stupid… babygirl the CEO of Walmart would laugh if you choked to death in front of him. I think we should all be stealing more actually
